If My Book is Open Your Mouth Should Be Closed
You were in the zone. Completely, gloriously in the zone.
The book was open. The world had fallen away. Your brain was finally doing exactly what it does best — going deep, going fully in, not coming up for air until the chapter was done.
And then someone said "are you busy?"
Yes. Obviously. The book is open.
This hoodie is for everyone who knows that being pulled out of hyperfocus mid-chapter isn't just annoying — it's genuinely, physically painful. For the monotropic minds, the deep divers, the people who need to finish the page before they can answer a single question.
The cat understands. The cat has always understood.
Wear it as a warning. Wear it as solidarity. Wear it because it's soft and warm and the planet deserves better too. 💙
More details
- 65% recycled polyester, 35% recycled Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- 32 singles
- Unisex sizing,
- Regular fit
- Side-seamed construction
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Fenellaverse
- Email: contact@support.fenellaverse.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
If My Book is Open Your Mouth Should Be Closed Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
31
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
34
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
38
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
42
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
46
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
50
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
54
|
